Rajinikanth...some more 'quotes'

Since Rajinkant 'quotes' (not jokes...)  are becoming ubiquitous everywhere , got a bit excited and churned some more below.  (apparently some are build-ups on existing ones)


-> Rajinikant can chew a diamond like a chewing-gum . He can also blow bubbles out of it.

-> Some say God would not destroy earth by 2010 as Rajinkant has bought a new Laptop with 3yrs
Guarantee.But no one yet aware of the apparent danger that Rajinikant himself would destroy the
world once the guarantee expires.

-> Rajinikant is the only man who know the last number .

->Once Michael Jackson asked Rajinikant proudly "Can you do 'moon walk' like me?".
Rajinikant replied humbly "yeah sure" and he whisked to moon in seconds and walked over there.

-> Everyday early morning Rajinikant goes to Saturn . He goes for 'morning walk' on its rings.

-> Once a dinosaurs saw Rajinikant on its way and tried to run away.Rajinikant shouted 'hey don't  worry ! i'm on fast today"

-> Beema can stop a erupting volcano using his index finger. But Rajinikanth just says
" ey chup ....!"

-> Once God felt tired of managing the universe and asked Rajinikant if he can be his
successor.Rajinikant refused as he was not interested in powers.

-> Once when Rajinikant  was a kid , fell down and lost one of his tooth. He fell from 13th floor

-> Rajinikant can install Ubuntu linux in  3.2 Seconds.

- Rajinikant wanted to participate in 'Shooting' competition in the last Olympics . Olympic authorities refused as Rajinikant opted to 'shoot from home' was against rules.


Cheers!