Since Rajinkant 'quotes' (not jokes...) are becoming ubiquitous everywhere , got a bit excited and churned some more below. (apparently some are build-ups on existing ones)
-> Rajinikant can chew a diamond like a chewing-gum . He can also blow bubbles out of it.
-> Some say God would not destroy earth by 2010 as Rajinkant has bought a new Laptop with 3yrs
Guarantee.But no one yet aware of the apparent danger that Rajinikant himself would destroy the
world once the guarantee expires.
-> Rajinikant is the only man who know the last number .
->Once Michael Jackson asked Rajinikant proudly "Can you do 'moon walk' like me?".
Rajinikant replied humbly "yeah sure" and he whisked to moon in seconds and walked over there.
-> Everyday early morning Rajinikant goes to Saturn . He goes for 'morning walk' on its rings.
-> Once a dinosaurs saw Rajinikant on its way and tried to run away.Rajinikant shouted 'hey don't worry ! i'm on fast today"
-> Beema can stop a erupting volcano using his index finger. But Rajinikanth just says
" ey chup ....!"
-> Once God felt tired of managing the universe and asked Rajinikant if he can be his
successor.Rajinikant refused as he was not interested in powers.
-> Once when Rajinikant was a kid , fell down and lost one of his tooth. He fell from 13th floor
-> Rajinikant can install Ubuntu linux in 3.2 Seconds.
- Rajinikant wanted to participate in 'Shooting' competition in the last Olympics . Olympic authorities refused as Rajinikant opted to 'shoot from home' was against rules.
Cheers!
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